Kevin, you really f*cked up

Before I begin the no less then 7 post tirade I plan on devoting to the train wreck that is Britney Spears I decided to get Kevin out of the way right now.

Honestly Kevin I don't understand (and I'm glad because that would mean I'm a fucking idiot just like you are) how you fucked up your marriage. Seriously guy, you had it made. I have no idea how you got Britney to marry you - though I'm sure a great deal of alcohol, cheetos and cough - cocaine - cough were involved - but you did. You went from Shar Jackson whose only claim to fame was as a bit player on Moesha to one of the most popular pop stars of our time. Granted it did help that she's clearly got emotional issues and was on an unbelievable downward spiral that involved shoeless trips to gas station bathrooms, fly by night vegas marriages, one night stands with random college students and the worst hair extensions this side of Barbie. Right time right place for you Kev, no doubt about it and you jumped on it. What boggles my mind other then the actual marriage itself is the fact that you were too damn dumb to even pretend to be a devoted husband and father for a few years if for no other reason than to spend some money and live comfortably. Did no one in your life pull you aside and try to tell you to back off the star thing because it wasn't going to work right away, play the devoted husband and father and then when the dumb ass public started liking you try and be a star???? Everyone hated you out the gate and for some odd reason that didn't that clue you in that you wouldn't be a success. I just don't get it. I really don't. You could have faked it. I'm sure all the closeted gay men in loveless marriages for political/monetary reasons are shaking their heads at you in disgust. Not to mention all the young trophy wives that have to wipe the dust off before they blow their 70 year-old husbands for a new Mercedes. You fucked up plain and simple and I'm glad. If you were too dumb to hold on to the Golden Goose then you deserve to end up back with Shar getting evicted from houses and being laughed at by the world.

Welcome

I've started this blog to vent my overwhelming disgust with celebrities. Celebrities (well technically their PR people - but let's not split hairs) think we're stupid plain and simple. This whole Britney Spears - Paris Hilton stunt is ridiculous and obvious to the point of being offensive yet people are endlessly fascinated by these two idiots - SIGH. Thus the point of this blog. I'll be venting (probably daily) about all this celeb bullshit. I encourage you to do the same. Even in the ocean of blogs out there it feels good to be able to call out these celebs on their bullshit.